=The Restaurant at the End of the Universe=

If you visit the restaurant at the end of the universe,
you will realize, without a doubt, where you must spend
the final moments of your mortal life.

At the restaurant at the end of the universe,
would you be able to dine while, around you,
the world collapses into utter chaos?

At the end of the universe, if you safely arrive, that is,
at our restaurant, you must wonder, how we can survive.
Rest assured that you are alive, and not, pulverized.

At the restaurant, we will serve a meal of our choice
from the other end of the universe. Do you prefer your meat
rare, medium or well done, and your wine, red or white?

At one end of the restaurant, you may view, if you desire,
the famous scenes of hellfire and damnation, universe style.
At the other end awaits, a tranquility of entropic desolation.

At the end of your meal, you must either leave or abide.
If your vehicle is no longer parked outside. Do not worry,
for you can stay at the hotel at the end of the universe.